What’s on tonight….

At breakfast: we were seated by the hostess who asked if we would like coffee. We both asked for coffee with milk (hot milk, the African way). We’re still getting our coffee with the last bites of our breakfast… BAM!

At the pool: the pool deck had a few more people on it… still had a good choice of loungers.

At the pool: the pool-guy (can’t think of him as a “pool-boy”) would still lean against the poolside bar all day long rather than earn tips… BAM!

Poolside bar – Coconut Willy’s: the bartender still just stands behind the bar all day long… BAM!

Poolside bar: they’re still out of sparkling water. The resort is hosting a wedding with 350 guests… a wedding in which the bride is the daughter of a Kenyan Army General… and the resort didn’t order any sparkling water… BAM!

Lunch on pool deck: no luck with anyone offering menus on the deck today. Again, Eron had to go find a waiter to ask for one… BAM!

Dinner service: all the servers are still trying to attend to all of the guests without any plan. Still have to keep an eye out for the guy with your drink so you can claim it… BAM!

Grounds: the huge African Millipedes are still everywhere. They’re still very creepy… alien-creepy. Roger stands by his alien theory… when you see one of these things dead on the sidewalk nothing eats it – the birds don’t eat it, the monkeys won’t touch it, even other insects don’t go near it….

Evening activity: guess what… its disco night again! Surprise!… there’s not one person on the dance floor, again… BAM!

It’s Disco Night!